Sunday 1 February 2009

Bad timer


Another busy weekend with few clients in a row.
Overall it went fine, most of them end up going for the very basic suck-fuck-suck-cum as if all of them were part of a secret society where man should suck-fuck-suck-cum. It is a cake recipe!

The only surprise was Mr. Canada, a blonde short guy with quite a nice cock and attitude. He wanted to have some fun in the bath and it was great I have to say.

We finish in bed, of course because there is no place better than bed to have sex. I know a few people dying to fuck outdoors or any other place but a bedroom. I have nothing against it however I still fancy a nice comfortable set of white sheets, a couple of pillow and lots of creativity!

The only thing I didn’t like about Mr. Canada was his lack of timer. I made it clear I didn’t want him to cum while I was sucking him or neither on my face.

The bastard ended up splashing a lot of a thick cum all over my face and hair.
It is disgusting!.
There are a few things that don’t go well at all and I think that get covered in sperm when you still have a long day ahead it is just dirty. This is one of the things I have to put up with with a smile even I want o kill the guy!

He apologizes and said it wouldn’t happen again.
I had a shower and went off.
However I always have the feeling I missed some drops of cum in my hair or face when something like that happens and I have to get the public transport shortly afterwards.
It is just paranoia, I guess as I never had been stopped on the streets nor had a finger appointed to me saying ‘look that guy. He is covered in cum!’

Mr Canada certainly has another dysfunction besides the very bad timing with his own cock: he has an awful amount of cum for an average man! I wonder what the hell he eats or drink to produce it because it is quite funny!
Another client of mine is exactly the other way around: he makes such a big effort for get off a couple of drops of cum that I feel sorry about him. You can see his disappointment, a sort of frustration for being that dry but I am really fine with it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Muy buena la idea, el blog de un escort, he leido un poco y veo que es divertido, ademas de atrevido ;)
Un saludo desde Mallorca, prometo regresar otro dia, hoy ya es tarde y estoy algo cansado, un saludo!

libhom said...

I think I'll be totally shallow and point out that the pic is totally hot.