Thursday 26 February 2009

Mad farewell

Hey Czechout, thanks for the question and yes, I read a lot and I also listen to lots of music because, as you may know, I use lots of public transport in London, sometimes it can take up to 1 hour to reach a client’s house so the best way to cope with so much time trapped inside buses and tubes is by reading and listening to music.

I am reading at moment a book called ‘The little friend’, by Donna Tart. It is quite nice.
I have a awful habit of reading several things at the same time, sort of: a magazine, a book, a newspaper, a bit of each on my journey, is a bit mad but it works for me.

Speaking about madness.... I had one of those Crazy clients last Monday.
They guy was pissed because he lost his job and he decided that a good farewell would be having an escort . . . at his work!

I didn’t know it until I get to the front door of the building and be shocked that it was a commercial place, with lots of offices. However I had those quick lunch times before where the client barely puts down his trousers and you are not supposed to get naked neither because at any time someone can turns up.

The guy said he would like to mess up the place as much as possible, just to start with!
- What do you mean?
- Lets fuck over there (point out a expensive leather sofa) and also lets cum on this table.
- What?
- Don’t worry. Lets give them a hard time!

He was visibly going mad.
People should think twice after leaving a job because one day you have to face those people again and it will be a problem if you messed so much on your way out.

I thought of saying something like that to him, only to get back to my real place. I am paid to give him pleasure, not advices!

We fucked everywhere. There was a moment that the phone rang and he just took it off the hook. I was imagining the other person at the other end of the phone trying to understand what the hell was going on, those noises, etc. I would love to call someone and instead of speaking to someone to have the phone put off the hook, on the table, while someone had fun.
When we finished, she thanked with a chick smile and said that he would keep in touch.

4 comments:

Miss Ginger Grant said...

You are a smart boi Kaio! That man will probably never work in London again- certainly not in a business environment! Word spreads quickly about that kind of stuff. Hope he is old enough to retire!

Mistress Maddie said...

Boy you really see it all don't you? Talk about fucking someone on the way out the door.

Anonymous said...

That's really funny! I'm imagining him cursing his boss while y'all were going at it.

James said...

I'm no prude, but there is something about this tale that creeps me out. I understand being angry about being fired from a gig (heck considering how many jobs I've been fired from I should understand....grin); however, I don't know why he has to drag you into it. That seems a bit selfish on his part.