It may explain why some days I don’t get to fuck a single client and end up my shift pocket empted: One in three men would prefer to play video games than enjoy sex with their other halves, shocking new research revealed a few days ago.
Hummm I think those Xboxes are also keeping a few customers out of my bed!And nearly three quarters of blokes said they would give up the chance of a romp with their partners to play a brand new game!.
What is wrong with the guys recently?
However the reasons men gave for choosing to bash their buttons rather than opt for naughty frolics ranged from partners “being hard to please” to “not being as much fun”. So there is something to be glad at least for me!
Specialist PlayStation3 site www.PS3pricecompare.co.uk questioned 1,130 men who were in relationships for the study.When asked “Which would you prefer; sex with your partner or an evening playing video games?”, 32 per cent of men said they would prefer to play video games!.
So I will carry on delivering my high standards services because as the survey shows, the guys are not getting at home what they would like to.
It is not my fault.
People says I am dangerous for relationships.
I disagree. I am not the one knocking on their doors or ringing them. I am only offering a service, a little escape for those ones a bit feed up with their boring daily life and wanting to spicy it up a bit!.
Some opt for a Xbox.
The clever ones chose my duvet!
2 comments:
Gives a whole new meaning to the term joystick doesn't it?
These guys are wrong (and probably straight). There is nothing more pleasurable than sex!
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