Monday 20 April 2009

No rupees, please

No matter how nice we try there are always people a bit rude on the way.
Last night a client got hysterical, in Holborn, because I refused to be paid in rupees (I am not sure if the spelling is right but he was from one of those Arabic cities with a strange name).
I haven’t got a clue how much it worth let alone if it even did worth something so I wasn’t able to convert into pounds.

I don’t mind to have sex in dollars because it is a very standard currency and I have quite a few American clients and don’t expect them always to have a few spare pounds for a fuck.

- Would you mind to go to a cash point and get some pounds notes? – I asked politely.
- Yes, I would mind because you are not respecting my money!
- But I am not familiarized with your money and I would not know where to exchange it – holding on being polite. When you are an escort you have to make an effort.
- That should be your problem Kaio, because you live here I am only visiting.
- It is true. And as a visitor you should be using the local currency.

The guy, a dark skin average man in his 40’s and a disgusting long beard just, threw the money on the table, in the middle of the hotel’s room and said:
- Take it or leave it!
- Well, I think I will leave then. I am not that desperate. Thanks – and started to get ready to make my way back home. Even my dirty laundry to be sorted out was more exciting that such a nasty client!

Usually I take quite a lot from rude clients but for everything there is a limit and my limit was that!.

Bad behavior or that thing of clients throwing the money on you to show that they are paying for your time and your cock can be very romantic and acceptable in movies - especially if it is Richard Gere doing that. 15 years ago he could get away with it because he was hot and Julia Roberts would fuck him even for free in Pretty Woman.

However when you have someone that remind you more of Osama Bin laden rather a hot Richard Gere it is kind of a favor being turned down.

When I was about to leave for good he ‘miraculously’ found exactly £150 and I had to get down to the business.
Luckily he was passive and was very pleased to be fucked from behind for the whole time so I didn’t have to be facing him for long.
- Thanks, bye. - He said after cumming almost throwing me out of the bed and rushing to the toilet.

By the time he came out from there, I was two blocks away from the hotel.

4 comments:

Miss Ginger Grant said...

Ewe... he sounds like a very unpleasant person and it sounds like you really earned your pay with that one!

James said...

I could be wrong and he's probably a jerk 24/7, but I tend to think clients who are rude do it because they 1) they are ashamed at having to pay for sex, and 2) they really want the "Pretty Woman" scene but they don't look like Richard Gere (and they know it....grin).

1111 said...

hey, i was wondering if a 23y.o college guy should think of doing this as a means of paying for college. and is this temporary and would u need to get an agent/pimp or somethin?

zac ireland

Sam said...

Sounds like a handful coming from this dude. Glad you got paid in pounds though, but sucks that you had to go through all that nastiness first.