Mushroom guy

When you think that you’ve seen them all something new just turns up to your door step. Welcome to my world as an escort!

Last night I had a client with such a weird cock, it was something more like a mushroom m rather than something you would eventually use to fuck.
He was fully aware of his unusual dysfunction and started to apologize in advanced, even before getting naked what I think was very kind of him.

Normally, if people pay you for a fuck, they are not that bothered if you will like their bodies or if they may scare you with some random bit.

I remember once going to work in a private party where the initial cash in hand was £250 and you would be there doing a few strips around sofas with 25 guys in a very big lounge. 6 escorts were there in case they need something else, maybe a massage or just a blowjob. Those extras would be charged on top of the £250 so with some luck it is possible to look after a couple of clients and leave after 3 hours with no less than £500.

I’ve done them twice only because they are very private and they rotate the boys a lot.
And there was the place I’ve seen the biggest variety of cocks. The winner was a Chinese guy that almost had both gender: he had a cock obviously but it was somehow with a vagina around it.
He didn’t pick me up so I never got to try it. (let me know if you want to know more about the London’s sex party scene)

When the mushroom guy as completely naked I could understand why he was so apologetic at first. It wasn’t that scare but very different. And because it had such a big had, like a funny umbrella on a very think stick, I was wondering how the hell I how fit it up to my arse in case he was active.

Fortunately he was very passive and apart from the trouble to try to suck it (in the end I kind of more liked than sucked because I could not fit his mushroom inside my mouth) we had such a great time.

Tomorrow I have an elderly guy to visit. He is a regular, re reads the blog sometimes and he finds it funny. I always worry about him because I am afraid one day he will die while having sex and it would be very embarrassing!