Credit crunch my ass!

It always make me sick when I read the news about those redundancies, people losing jobs (I have a couple of clients that had their salaries reduced to half and they were asked to stay at home), and all that fuss around the economical situation of UK because, honestly, there is no such a thing (at least not at the horrendous proportion which companies want to portrait it in order to panic the whole society).

And today’s economical revelation just helps to confirm my theory: the British supermarket chain Tesco has reported underlying annual pre-tax profits of £3.13bn, an improvement of 10% on the previous year.

What? Yes darling, you read correctly!!!. Pop the champagne!
Its sales topped £1bn a week for the first time with group sales coming in at £59.4bn.

It is a lot of money and it will be difficult to bet that because even if I escort for the next 60 years, 7 days a week, attending 10 clients a day and charging £150 each I would still be just around £3m (not £3bn)!

And of course it is a silly calculation because I don’t have 10 clients a day (My arsehole would be a tunnel), I don’t work 7 days a week (I would go mad in this business) and lets face it: in 60 years time I will be 86 years old (who the hell would pay to fuck that?).

Tesco is only one of the companies daring to reveal numbers that swim against what companies want you to know.

I am sure many other companies are hiding results to avoid having to explain why they are cutting wages or, even worst: getting rid of so many people with families to feed and escorts to pay (pleasure is a very essential investment in a so crazy world in order to keep you sane).

So I’ve printed the report about the successful supermarket chain, from Yahoo.com, and I will keep it in hand as an inspiration and also to reply to those clients trying to bargain for my services.

If they blame the economy one more time for being without money for a fuck, I will suggest them to go away and to get a job at Tescos.