Changing banks

Wow. I’ve got a watch as a gift from a client!
And I don’t think I did anything special at all.
It was great because currently you are more likely to get clients asking you for a generous discount – not really giving you extra stuff.

He was a guy from Australian attending an event in London.
And wow, how good they are in Bed! A non-stop guy!. However a gentle non-stop guy so you don’t feel tired and keep the fun going on and on!

Oh, and I got a letter from HSBC bank inviting me to upgrade a account! Hahahahahaah! The account was closed 5 mounths ago!

I went there last year and when I told them that I was a student (all escorts are eternal students until proven contrary) they turned me away saying I wasn’t eligible for an upgrade.

I found it very annoying because I never asked for any extra benefits, or favours or loans and I have my own money.

It is not because I don’t have a 9-5 job that I should be left behind with a fucking basic account!.

It was last Christmas and I decided not to swallow that.
I spoke to a manager, a lovely black woman in a suit 3 times smaller than her size. She could barely breathe or neither answers my questions. She said in the end.

- Darling, I am sorry. Those are the rules. I know you have money and you never go overdraft. But there is nothing that can be done unless you can prove you income. If besides your studies in London you have a part time job or work as a freelancer, try to getter a letter from your employer and bring it to me that I will take care of it.

Cool. Can you imagine asking my clients to give a reference to the bank?
The letter would look something as nice as that: ‘Yes, I can confirm I know that person, we fucked recently.’.

So I literally crossed the road and walked in to the first bank I saw, a old Barclays agency.
A Indian guy with spiked hair came to me and I fired away: I would like to bank some saving with you.
- Welcome. Which sort of account would you be looking to open with us?
- An account better than my actual bank, just across the road.
- Are you banking with HSBC?
- Yes, here are my recent statements. Would have something better to offer me or should I stay over there?

Do I have to say that I’ve got an account 3 times better, check books, special card, credit card and even a personal manager?
And he didn’t ask for any letter at all!.