I’ve been a good boy this week.
I didn’t over charged clients for a fuck, I didn’t complain to my landlord about the heater, I didn’t swear (well maybe a couple of times, but only for good reasons) and I even did some charity too!
A student called asking for my fees as he wanted to surprise his university mate as it was his birthday and they are about to finish lessons within 10 days (and just back in September).
He said that he couldn’t afford it. I didn’t feel sorry and that was it.
Then he sent a photo of him with his friend using my e-mail here, from the blog, and saying that he could pay £60.
Two 22 years old handsome hunks from the rugby team? Hummmmmm Of course I didn’t take him seriously.
It was too good to be true. So instead of charging I replied back: use the money to send a cab to pick me up at 7pm and texted my address. So I carried on doing my things and forgot about it.
Guess what? 6.45pm the car parked on my door steps!
(to be continued)
Saturday, 30 May 2009
Sunday, 24 May 2009
Changing banks
Wow. I’ve got a watch as a gift from a client!
And I don’t think I did anything special at all.
It was great because currently you are more likely to get clients asking you for a generous discount – not really giving you extra stuff.
He was a guy from Australian attending an event in London.
And wow, how good they are in Bed! A non-stop guy!. However a gentle non-stop guy so you don’t feel tired and keep the fun going on and on!
Oh, and I got a letter from HSBC bank inviting me to upgrade a account! Hahahahahaah! The account was closed 5 mounths ago!
I went there last year and when I told them that I was a student (all escorts are eternal students until proven contrary) they turned me away saying I wasn’t eligible for an upgrade.
I found it very annoying because I never asked for any extra benefits, or favours or loans and I have my own money.
It is not because I don’t have a 9-5 job that I should be left behind with a fucking basic account!.
It was last Christmas and I decided not to swallow that.
I spoke to a manager, a lovely black woman in a suit 3 times smaller than her size. She could barely breathe or neither answers my questions. She said in the end.
- Darling, I am sorry. Those are the rules. I know you have money and you never go overdraft. But there is nothing that can be done unless you can prove you income. If besides your studies in London you have a part time job or work as a freelancer, try to getter a letter from your employer and bring it to me that I will take care of it.
Cool. Can you imagine asking my clients to give a reference to the bank?
The letter would look something as nice as that: ‘Yes, I can confirm I know that person, we fucked recently.’.
So I literally crossed the road and walked in to the first bank I saw, a old Barclays agency.
A Indian guy with spiked hair came to me and I fired away: I would like to bank some saving with you.
- Welcome. Which sort of account would you be looking to open with us?
- An account better than my actual bank, just across the road.
- Are you banking with HSBC?
- Yes, here are my recent statements. Would have something better to offer me or should I stay over there?
Do I have to say that I’ve got an account 3 times better, check books, special card, credit card and even a personal manager?
And he didn’t ask for any letter at all!.
And I don’t think I did anything special at all.
It was great because currently you are more likely to get clients asking you for a generous discount – not really giving you extra stuff.
He was a guy from Australian attending an event in London.
And wow, how good they are in Bed! A non-stop guy!. However a gentle non-stop guy so you don’t feel tired and keep the fun going on and on!
Oh, and I got a letter from HSBC bank inviting me to upgrade a account! Hahahahahaah! The account was closed 5 mounths ago!
I went there last year and when I told them that I was a student (all escorts are eternal students until proven contrary) they turned me away saying I wasn’t eligible for an upgrade.
I found it very annoying because I never asked for any extra benefits, or favours or loans and I have my own money.
It is not because I don’t have a 9-5 job that I should be left behind with a fucking basic account!.
It was last Christmas and I decided not to swallow that.
I spoke to a manager, a lovely black woman in a suit 3 times smaller than her size. She could barely breathe or neither answers my questions. She said in the end.
- Darling, I am sorry. Those are the rules. I know you have money and you never go overdraft. But there is nothing that can be done unless you can prove you income. If besides your studies in London you have a part time job or work as a freelancer, try to getter a letter from your employer and bring it to me that I will take care of it.
Cool. Can you imagine asking my clients to give a reference to the bank?
The letter would look something as nice as that: ‘Yes, I can confirm I know that person, we fucked recently.’.
So I literally crossed the road and walked in to the first bank I saw, a old Barclays agency.
A Indian guy with spiked hair came to me and I fired away: I would like to bank some saving with you.
- Welcome. Which sort of account would you be looking to open with us?
- An account better than my actual bank, just across the road.
- Are you banking with HSBC?
- Yes, here are my recent statements. Would have something better to offer me or should I stay over there?
Do I have to say that I’ve got an account 3 times better, check books, special card, credit card and even a personal manager?
And he didn’t ask for any letter at all!.
Monday, 18 May 2009
National Condom Week
So today starts the National Condom Week in UK?.
I don’t know why they have to set a specific period for that. Do people in UK only fuck once a year through the period of 18th to 24th of May? Did the organizers manage to communicate it for the public?
Not really sure.
Even when I went to Google to try to find out if anything interesting was happening, one of the 3 first results is a article for the Independent Newspaper (written back in 1993!).
I use condom everyday due my work and, honestly, that is something the health departments have to tackle more effectively ON A DAILY BASIS!
People would be surprised by the amount of clients I have asking for bareback, people that never met me before and suddenly we meet and they pop the question:
- Do you do BB?
- No, sorry.
- Even if I pay extra?.
- No.
Some of them even get angry for the refusal. Most of the guys asking for bareback are not the ones 100% gays. They are the ‘Bi-married’ ones, the most dangerous specimens on earth (and the most selfish as well). How they dare to leave the wives at home, escape for a fuck and risk doing it without protection? Certainly if they want to fuck strangers (me) without protection they are not bothered to use protection at home with their partners either.
Lots of money are spent on those campaigns for events like that Condom week’ I don’t think it work if you just remind people once in a while about the benefits of using condoms.
Besides that, let be honest: fucking an ass (the passage for dirty things you body doesn’t process) without protection its a mess. And so is having someone cumming inside you bum.
It is not sexy for me.
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
Not complaining but ....
The weather is starting to change again and today was a bit gray.
I had a client near the airport, Heathrow, and we had a great time at his friend’s house.
I sucked so much that my jaw is still hurting however it is not a complain! It always happens when I get a think cock to work on.
Not that that really keen on the entire saliva thing but most of client quite like to see you chocking with their tools while you look up at them through the whole activity.
It never made sense to me but I am not the one paying, I am the one getting paid so I guess a little of glances up wont hurt.
Luckily he didn’t mention to penetrate me with that ‘Red Bull can’. That is how I named the guys with abnormal cocks. Funy enough most of them are passive and this is not a complain neither!
I had a client near the airport, Heathrow, and we had a great time at his friend’s house.
I sucked so much that my jaw is still hurting however it is not a complain! It always happens when I get a think cock to work on.
Not that that really keen on the entire saliva thing but most of client quite like to see you chocking with their tools while you look up at them through the whole activity.
It never made sense to me but I am not the one paying, I am the one getting paid so I guess a little of glances up wont hurt.
Luckily he didn’t mention to penetrate me with that ‘Red Bull can’. That is how I named the guys with abnormal cocks. Funy enough most of them are passive and this is not a complain neither!
Sunday, 10 May 2009
Hot Nicklas Bendtner
Look how nice is that football player: ARSENAL striker Nicklas Bendtner was caught with his pants down leaving Boujis nightclub, in London.Nicklas is only 21 years old and, last Wednesday, he headed home after a night out at the South Kensington club with his jeans falling to his knees and showing off his designer underwear.
Does anyone have any doubt that he was having a great time even I wasn’t there to suck him off?
If some reader of my blog manage to meet the hottie player, please tell him that I have nice pants as well, just in case he would like to see me with or without it!
Saturday, 9 May 2009
Friday, 8 May 2009
Soaked in sperm again!
Weird client last afternoon, which came to me through another regular one.
He didn’t want to get naked, even thought he had quite a nice body and he didn’t want me naked neither.
So basically he asked me to put my trousers half way down my knees and bend over.
I even didn’t have to take my shoes or T-shirt off!
It was nice for a start but as the guy took a while to cum I was getting seriously tired of being bending and fucked for over 20 minutes without changing positions.
Eventually he announced that he was close to shoot and asked me to get down my knees and suck his cock for a while.
What a relief! Finally changing positions!
I was a bit worried of him cumming over my clothes because I didn’t want to get back inside the tube or bus covered in sperm.
Just because I thought of it as a possibility too much it actually happened and was a big mess.
I think that guy didn’t cum for the past 5 years because it was, honestly, litres of a very thick liquid.
I wouldn’t believe it if I saw it on a film or photo!!!.
I was soaked in sperm: neck, shoulders, chin, face, all over the place. When I went to the toilet I found cum even inside my T-shirt front pocket!
He ‘generously’ gave one of his shirt (3 or 4 sizes bigger than mine but at least it was clean) and from now on I will always have one in my bag, just in case.
I already have spare socks and pants with me all time because sometimes I lose them or clients ask to buy it (I never understood why people would fancy someone’s used pants), but there are so many fetishists in this life so I guess this is not one of the worst ones.
He didn’t want to get naked, even thought he had quite a nice body and he didn’t want me naked neither.
So basically he asked me to put my trousers half way down my knees and bend over.
I even didn’t have to take my shoes or T-shirt off!
It was nice for a start but as the guy took a while to cum I was getting seriously tired of being bending and fucked for over 20 minutes without changing positions.
Eventually he announced that he was close to shoot and asked me to get down my knees and suck his cock for a while.
What a relief! Finally changing positions!
I was a bit worried of him cumming over my clothes because I didn’t want to get back inside the tube or bus covered in sperm.
Just because I thought of it as a possibility too much it actually happened and was a big mess.
I think that guy didn’t cum for the past 5 years because it was, honestly, litres of a very thick liquid.
I wouldn’t believe it if I saw it on a film or photo!!!.
I was soaked in sperm: neck, shoulders, chin, face, all over the place. When I went to the toilet I found cum even inside my T-shirt front pocket!
He ‘generously’ gave one of his shirt (3 or 4 sizes bigger than mine but at least it was clean) and from now on I will always have one in my bag, just in case.
I already have spare socks and pants with me all time because sometimes I lose them or clients ask to buy it (I never understood why people would fancy someone’s used pants), but there are so many fetishists in this life so I guess this is not one of the worst ones.
Thursday, 7 May 2009
Answering a good question
I quite liked the question bellow left this morning:
‘I always wonder how do you know how much you are worth? and when do u lower or increase your rate? Would you decrease your rate every year as you are older?’ Zac.
The price table is a crossing of time spent to get to the client’s house (if they come to mine it is cheaper) + what he wants (full service? Massage? Overnight?) and time to time I check some online websites to see what others escorts are charging.
This is more to keep up to date.
Prices usually do not increase and if they go down on price I still remain charging the same also because the regular clients know my price and know I worth every cent asked for a good fuck!
And no, I have no plans of charging less once I get older.
I may charge even more because at least in London there is no option for clients looking for mature escorts. You see ads with guys up to 35 years old and that is it. However I think there are a public for proper man, not twinks.
And we have to remember that there is a new type of client: those young rich gay guys, around 30’s and still too young to pay for a toyboy but who knows they may fancy a hot man to give them a real good time?
I think my youngster client so far was a 24 years old Indian guy about to get married to a girl. It was his first time and he was up to try a bit of everything. An absolute adorable client. My oldest one? Hum probably around 75 years old and still fucking like a horse – it wasn’t an easy money to earn!
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
Client delayed
Wow,
What about that: client arrives later to my place and asks for a discount!
Even better: the reason of his delay was another escort!
What a fuck is that?
Yes, he booked someone else, he didn’t like it and decided to have another go.
So basically I was a replacement for his unsuccessful previous fuck.
- Sorry, dear. No discounts today. You can stay a bit longer if you want.
- I can’t. Have to go back to work. I am on my lunch break.
- Are you? So let stop speaking and get down to the business! Active or passive?
He liked the way straight forward and we had a great time – and I got my full fees!
It is funny.
People don’t go to Macys, Selfridges or even Mac Donalds asking them to knock down their prices. Why should I?
P.s.: Hey Maureen, thanks for disagreeing because it helps to see other sides of the same of story. And I kind of see your point of view, however the aiming wasn’t women or the actress.
And Mad: tell me more about that Boy Toy of yours! Where is he from? And are we going to have his picture here to share with our readers?
What about that: client arrives later to my place and asks for a discount!
Even better: the reason of his delay was another escort!
What a fuck is that?
Yes, he booked someone else, he didn’t like it and decided to have another go.
So basically I was a replacement for his unsuccessful previous fuck.
- Sorry, dear. No discounts today. You can stay a bit longer if you want.
- I can’t. Have to go back to work. I am on my lunch break.
- Are you? So let stop speaking and get down to the business! Active or passive?
He liked the way straight forward and we had a great time – and I got my full fees!
It is funny.
People don’t go to Macys, Selfridges or even Mac Donalds asking them to knock down their prices. Why should I?
P.s.: Hey Maureen, thanks for disagreeing because it helps to see other sides of the same of story. And I kind of see your point of view, however the aiming wasn’t women or the actress.
And Mad: tell me more about that Boy Toy of yours! Where is he from? And are we going to have his picture here to share with our readers?
Monday, 4 May 2009
Giving up cocks?
Did you read that?
Kelly McGillis, the actress from Top Gun, say that she is ‘done with the man thing’.
Poor lady!
At 51 years old I bet you she didn’t try half of the cocks I’ve faced and is already giving up?
Apparently she is a lesbian and I say apparently because, you know, artists change their sexual option as they change their hair style so I won’t be any surprised if she turns into a men eater without a few months.
I think it was a publicity shot.
She was forgotten, long 20 years ago with only a big movie to decorate her CV and now she bothered to tell the world that she likes pussy?
Would she do the same if she were on the big screen or heading a hot TV series right now?
Through the interview to SheWired, a site announcing themselves as the “the go-to site for women: lesbian, gay, bi, queer, trans, straight but curious and otherwise identified”, McGillis said that identifying her orientation had been a “hard process and that life is a freaking journey,”.
Not sure if the ‘freak’ had anything to do with pint sized Tom Cruise but certainly he didn’t help a thing about her coming to terms with her sexuality.
I have my days when I just want to sit in front of a TV doing nothing (even sex!) but I don’t think I will ever get done with guys because I really enjoy fucking – and not only as a matter of work because I also have fun outside the paid business of escorting in London.
How not to enjoy a hot ride with a big cock up in your ass or eating a tight arse with the guy’s legs up in the air?
Kelly McGillis, the actress from Top Gun, say that she is ‘done with the man thing’.
Poor lady!
At 51 years old I bet you she didn’t try half of the cocks I’ve faced and is already giving up?
Apparently she is a lesbian and I say apparently because, you know, artists change their sexual option as they change their hair style so I won’t be any surprised if she turns into a men eater without a few months.
I think it was a publicity shot.
She was forgotten, long 20 years ago with only a big movie to decorate her CV and now she bothered to tell the world that she likes pussy?
Would she do the same if she were on the big screen or heading a hot TV series right now?
Through the interview to SheWired, a site announcing themselves as the “the go-to site for women: lesbian, gay, bi, queer, trans, straight but curious and otherwise identified”, McGillis said that identifying her orientation had been a “hard process and that life is a freaking journey,”.
Not sure if the ‘freak’ had anything to do with pint sized Tom Cruise but certainly he didn’t help a thing about her coming to terms with her sexuality.
I have my days when I just want to sit in front of a TV doing nothing (even sex!) but I don’t think I will ever get done with guys because I really enjoy fucking – and not only as a matter of work because I also have fun outside the paid business of escorting in London.
How not to enjoy a hot ride with a big cock up in your ass or eating a tight arse with the guy’s legs up in the air?
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