Contortionist in bed?

Just went to see a client at Wembley.

Long way to go but it worth every time I got there: the guy rocks!.

At first you would not give a shit for him, just a normal guy, a bit hairy and starting to get a bit bald.
However as soon as he starts to work with his tongue up to my ass it is just hallucinating!
And he knows every single position you could imagine, surely a result of years wanking in front porn DVD’s!.

I think one of his big qualities is to be able to listen.

He always asks if I am enjoying it and if I say no, he manages to change the position and creating something else. As I know he likes me with legs up or any other position facing him I try to go this way. Some of the position can be very tiring.

That is the thing with my work: guys want to do things they’ve seen in movies and that their wives or partners are not up to try at home. Some of the positions also demand a fucking physical effort. Definitely is not all only about bending over or lying down to make easy money.

Some of clients however certainly think I come from a circus or used to be a contortionist in my previous life. I had a guy asking me to face him with my legs behind my ears.
- What? – I replied having a laugh. behind my ears?
- Yes, I like to see where I am putting my cock. That way you arsewhole stay up and visible to get fucked - he suggested.
- No way. It is virtually impossible, I will break my neck!
- Let’s try, and we stop as soon as it gets very hard.

We tried and it was one of the most irritating positions I had to go through to please a client.

Don’t try it at home.

Your back will hurt, your ribs will hurt, your neck will hurt and of course your ass will hurt a lot because the position allows the son of a bitch to put it very deep, and because everything else is hurting already you don’t want to move to avoid any other part of your body to be hurting later as well.

Even worst: some guys want you to stretch to the point that you will be almost be eating your own cock while they spread your arse.

There are people that love it, just to watch the bottom guy’s face while being hardly fucked. I tell you: is not as fun for the bottom as it may be for the top!