Very often I have married guys hiring my services and more than half of them are actually married to a woman. Yes, even we are in 2009 people still work hard to keep appearances.
Although most of them can not accommodate for obvious reasons there are always those adventurous ones, the ones who, once their wife travel or leave for work and they get a day off, its time to have fun.
It is a bit of a hurry because they often think that any little noise can be their partner coming back a bit earlier than expected. So the sex is not as good as it is when you have time to enjoy it properly.
Once I had to hide under the bed because the bell rang and the guy had to see who was knocking the door. It turned out to be the mailman hahaha.
However every time I go to visit a new client I can avoid thinking of a gay joke very famous in Latin America (where people are madly passionate and terribly dramatic!).
They say that, once upon a time . . . a man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man (it wasn’t me, maybe another escort or someone stupid enough to make it for free). So, in a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.
He then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next he picked up a hacksaw. The lover terrified, screamed:
- Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?
The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said:
- Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire!
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