Dildo thief

- Kaio, have you got a dildo to bring it with you? I want one of those big black ones, like a pyramid.
- Sorry, I haven’t got anything with this sort of shape or size.
- Which one have you got then?
- A normal rubber penis, one of those 9 inches long, with lots of vein and probably modeled in some porn actor that won’t get a penny in copyrights for it.

The client, a middle aged Indian guy from East London laughed and said: bring it on.
So off I went.

To be honest I have a couple of other toys but for personal use. I don’t share dildos with clients, what is mine is mine and I have the one for work - which I always keep very clean and only use it with a condom.

It wasn’t one of most successful nights because the guy really wanted something monstrously big so an 9 inches very thick dildo (challenge enough for most of the average guys) was of a little thing for him.

- I will make sure I get a new big dildo for next time you come around. I had one, however I split from my partner and he took it with him. What a bastard! I bought it with my money.
If I had seen when he was steeling it, I would have stopped him. Well I can say steeling in this case, can I?
- Yes, I think so. Or maybe he just took it by mistake somehow.
- Mistake? Who walks away from a relationship taking also a big black dildo by mistake? I think he is a thief. A fucking dildo thief. Shame those things we never can report to the police.