Mistress Maddie done very well exemplifying how it looks like having sex with someone that a has pierce down there: it is so distracting for the tongue!!!!!.
There are very few things that make me distracted in bed and it includes people that speak big sentences while fucking!
First I thing that such elaborated grammatical constructions should be left to lawyers or Philosophy’s teachers (if they happen to be working, not exactly in bed).
Secondly - and this is very serious in my case: English is not my mother language and for those ones wondering the true Yes, sex requires a awful lot of concentration, especially if you are having it as a business, with someone that you may never saw before and is very unlikely to meet up again if they are tourists!
So if on top of all that I have to focus on translating big sentences or usual words I find it extremely difficult.
Last year I had a client from the countryside that I had almost to get hold of a dictionary!
The good thing is: because English is not my first language it also makes much easier to understand all the weird accents from people that also don’t have English as their first language.
I have clients from Asia and Cabo Verde, in Africa, whom always contact me if they are in London either for business or leisure because people don’t understand their English and they don’t understand a few people if they speak too fast!
So I guess this is another requirement to keep clients happy: being patient. Some of them even are not after sex in the first place. They want to talk, they need some tips about the city as they are from abroad, they are curious about my job – and eventually they get curious about other things too, including trying new things.
Tomorrow I am going back to see Mr. Oval, a sweet Irish guy in South London. He didn’t have the best of Christmas as he had a little stroke just before the festive season so I was a bit scared. He wasn’t in bed with me when he had it, thanks God! Apparently it was on the tube and people took him to the hospital.
I am not sure if people that just had a stroke can fuck, but he sent me a text message booking it and I am not a doctor or a specialist to say yes or no.
As long he stays alive at the end of our session everything will be fine!.
4 comments:
Oh my God,your too funny. But I have to say we are very much alike. I too don't like when guys talk alot durning sex,unless their talking fifthly and even then I don't like alot of talking.Just let me suck your dick and fuck me without all the pomp and circimumstance!
make sure you get the ££ up front!!!
How do you feel about American accents? Can you understand us any better?
wait... you should be able to talk to the client from Cabo Verde
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