No Threesomes, thanks!

Time to time I get other requests outside the traditional ‘fuck-and-go’ menu.
One of the most usual questions is if I have someone to bring with me.
The clients have this fantasy of having a couple of guys in bed and because threesomes is the sort of hot thing of the moment everyone wants to try at least once in a lifetime. I guess that I probably should have a worker partner by now.

Once I tried and I just hated it!
It is more difficult to control what happens in bed and to make sure that both sides are happy.
Two months later I found out that the escort I invited to visit my client for a three way sex actually was dating him!. What a son of a bitch!.

If there is a very bad move that an escort could do is that: betrayal. Because the clients always end up saying the true later or you find it through another escort anyway. London can be very small sometimes!
And if there is another very bad move that an escort can do is dating a client.
What the hell can you expect from someone which you first met paying for sex?
So I wasn’t any surprised when last December I heard that the same client dumped him after a few months of free sex. It is what happens very often.
The clients start to date the escort and promise a new whole world, which certainly includes giving up the work as a prostitute. Fair enough.

Of course the escort thinks that such a sweet client must be just the gold pot that everyone wants to find at the end of the rainbow and offers endless free fun!.
Eventually, after a few free meals and shopping, the generous guy stops being so generous.
He is not being mean at all. He just realises that is a fucking hard work to forget where he got his new boyfriend from at the first place or to pretend that he doesn’t bother about the fact that one day he will bump into someone that already fucked his partner for business! Welcome to the real world!

And then, one day they fall apart and guess who ends up literally fucked?
Absolutely right! The escort, obviously!

The rich boyfriend will carry on his life with his old friends, trips and previous life style. The escort probably will have very few friends to contact because when people upgrade their life from the streets to a better place, they are not that keen to keep in touch with those ones that may would remind then where they actually came from. It is unbelievable but people do not account that the fact you jumped up 1 step in life doesn’t mean that you may lose everything soon or later.

Work wise the damages are almost irreversible.
The prostitute will have to start from the point zero because few months out of the adult business means that all the clients had gone by now and got another escort to meet their needs!.

So there is no way I will get someone to share my clients again!.
And if one day Mr. Right comes on my way he will have to live with the fact that I won’t get rid of my friends because they work in bed.

I also have no plans of signing any pre-nuptial contract giving up all my rights. This is the sort of thing that only people not expecting to be together in a long term would be looking for.