8 minutes!

Nice client near Waterloo again.
It is a nice area so I like going there.
It can be dangerous as well as they have some council states near by with some yobs, but I just carry on if I see them messing up the streets.

Very normal plain sex, the sort of guy that actually just wanted a relief and bye. No tips, no talking, no interaction. It lasted exactly 8 minutes.

He was so polite that was a bit annoying. You know: those people that open all doors, leave the shoes by the door before walking into the house and washes the hands twice before taking his clothes off.
That was a quick one indeed!

Suddenly loving Brad

I suddenly started to love Brad Pitt!. No Angelina, don’t you worry because I have no plans of dating a guy with so many kids and that used work dressed as a chicken in the past – it would so much damage my CV!.

However it was very cool of him to donate $100,000 to fight a November referendum before California voters that would overturn a state Supreme Court decision legalising same-sex marriage.

I don’t know why, but California is one of a number of US states where voters are asked directly to decide on a number of issues via ballot propositions.

Announcing his donation to fight Prop 8, Pitt said that ‘Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn't harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8’.
Inst he cute?

Credit crunch

This has been a quite unusual week because everything seems to be going mad in London, with banks merging, people losing jobs and clients a bit scared.

Sex is good, but is a sort of luxury to afford a escort there days when people don’t know if they will still be working tomorrow so the canary Wharf thing kind of affected a bit the beginning of the week.

A client cancelled.
Another one said he would have fun just once a month now.
And I had Mr. Reilly that will move from canary Wharf to Kilburn, what a change.
He is a very good guy, working into finance. So good that actually he lost his job on Friday afternoon and by Tuesday he was starting at a new one. Of course because of the crises he got a job paying less so its why he is moving from the bright river side to a dodge area.
- Instead of paying bucks of money to keep living there and have to cut my fun, I will have a much more modest accommodation, but at least keep my life style.

I liked that capacity to think clear even when things are not going well. Sometimes we just cannot be that practical.

I like Mr. Reilly because he is always trying to create new things, buying new toys and increasing the sexual performance. And he is not bad looking at all. I am always surprised why the hell he is still single. Must be something wrong with him.

Just right

Another normal client what sometimes is quite good you know?
I don’t mind to have normal sex time to time just to not lose track of the reality.

However the thing is: people don’t usually pay for normal stuff, they want fantasies to come true, they want things that, as I’ve said before, their partners refuse to do in bed, gardens, lifts, cars, etc.

That’s why they need me.
Today’s client, in Caledonian Rd was just great!!!.
Nice smell, nice arms. Cock not too big – also not too small because small penis is a nightmare.
The condom keep slipping off and also you get lots of air inside your arse. At the end of it your belly is bigger than it should be and you feel a little wind. Not good if you have another client straight afterwards but again you can’t ask clients over the phone about the sizes of their dicks and just say no to the ones you seem not to want.

We’ve got to be professional.

Yellow poncho

Funny client.
Just wanted a massage and to be sucked.

Yes, but it had to be in the garden.
Fucking hell. It was raining, it was wet all over the place and that poor guy wanted to have fun outdoor?

He gave me a yellow poncho and I did my job.
He was so pleased!!!.
I recon not a lot of escorts would be happy to stand in the rain in order to work however I was using that ugly poncho and feeling OK.

Got my money with £30 quids on top of that. Not too bad.

Early shift: cum!

Weird client to start the day.
First I hated the booked time: 7.30am. However he said he was going to the airport so he wanted to have some fun before leave London.
Once I got there he was already prepared to leave with bags in the front room.
- Can we fuck here? – He asked
- Here where? – I asked back because the only thing I was seeing was a messy lounge with a couple of very big luggage. No sofa. No bed. Not even a mattress.
- I want to have sex over those luggage here. I will not get my clothes off.

So another crazy person. Who the hell would be turned on by fucking someone at a pair of luggage?
I do not discuss clients fantasies unless they are not in accord with the rules, what means: no children, no sharp objects and no animals. The rest is pretty much acceptable, with moderation.
Once he got his dick out it was a quite good size, but with a funny head. I sucked it as much as I could trying to make him to cum so I would not have to get fucked. That is a very good technique: surprising the client with a warm tongue so he may will finish long before he was thinking of.

He didn’t cum.
Instead, he started to check out my anus. I just hate so much people fingering my ass. I don’t know where the hell people put their hands and some of them have dirt nails. I used to let people play a bit to start but as soon as they start wanting shove 2 or 3 fingers inside my arsewhole and stretch it, that is the time when I politely suggest another position and get my bum out of their hands.

He seemed to get the message and we moved on to a ride.
It is much better when the client let you ride him because at least you keep control of how much cock you will have inside you at a time. It is why dog style is not good when you are getting fucked per money. It is more difficult to control a guy from behind if you are on your knees.

I must have done my job very well because only 15 minutes riding his cock with no changes of positions and he said he wanted to cum already. Great!
- Can I cum on your mouth?
- No I said politely. Even the most stupid question I will reply with elegance. It has to be that way because they client doesn’t know your limits and restrictions unless they ask.
- What about face?
- Sorry, too messy. Chest maybe?
He didn’t seem to appreciate the idea as much as I. However is not because someone pays me that I will let him to do everything.
- Ok, how much more do you want to swallow?.
That is another thing I just don’t do: eat cum. Even from previous boyfriends it always will be a no, no.
- Sorry, I don’t do that.
- Ok. I give you £20 quids to spunk over your face.
- That is very little – I replied with him sitting on my chest and point to my chin a cock full of veins and about to explode!
- £30? Come on, I can’t hold this much longer.
- £50.
- You like money don’t you? Per £50 you should do a little of an effort.
- £50 or no deal.
- Ok, Ok! £50 fucking pounds then! – and as soon as he finish the sentence I felt a hot sperm covering half of my face and running down my neck.

His load was not so much but because he was messing with his dick on my face I almost have it even in my eyes. Disgusting.
He was very happy once he finished. I was looking a wax doll melting. There was cum even next to my ear.

It is not easy being a bottom

There are good clients and nasty clients.
Today I had to put up with the second option. Again!
I just came back from a boring Swedish guy, at his 40’s, that sounded very nice over the phone when we first spoke.

However once I got there he barely spoke to me. Just handed me the money, showed me the bed, asked me to get naked and to spread my legs.

I am not saying that, by being a prostitute, I am expecting people to be sweet all the time. But I can’t stop felling bad every time I have to get fucked by guys like this one.
They really behave as if they were sticking their dicks into an inflatable doll. It’s extremely uncomfortable and seems to take ages until they finish with you.

Being bottom is such a responsibility and hard job. You have to make sure you are clean so much long before you get to your working place, there are all that procedure of putting things up to your arse until it doesn’t show any remains of shit. It can take up to 20 minutes of preparation so once we get to bed we are already tired and swollen.

My client today didn’t care about nothing of that.
Once he was relieved, I just heard a quick thank you, like we would say to someone after asking what time is it. And that was all.

I put my clothes back after wipe the lube running from my ass and said a polite ‘bye’.
I even don’t know if he replied to it actually because I left his flat as soon as I could!
And what a relief once I got outside, feeling the wind, feeling alive!

Contortionist in bed?

Just went to see a client at Wembley.

Long way to go but it worth every time I got there: the guy rocks!.

At first you would not give a shit for him, just a normal guy, a bit hairy and starting to get a bit bald.
However as soon as he starts to work with his tongue up to my ass it is just hallucinating!
And he knows every single position you could imagine, surely a result of years wanking in front porn DVD’s!.

I think one of his big qualities is to be able to listen.

He always asks if I am enjoying it and if I say no, he manages to change the position and creating something else. As I know he likes me with legs up or any other position facing him I try to go this way. Some of the position can be very tiring.

That is the thing with my work: guys want to do things they’ve seen in movies and that their wives or partners are not up to try at home. Some of the positions also demand a fucking physical effort. Definitely is not all only about bending over or lying down to make easy money.

Some of clients however certainly think I come from a circus or used to be a contortionist in my previous life. I had a guy asking me to face him with my legs behind my ears.
- What? – I replied having a laugh. behind my ears?
- Yes, I like to see where I am putting my cock. That way you arsewhole stay up and visible to get fucked - he suggested.
- No way. It is virtually impossible, I will break my neck!
- Let’s try, and we stop as soon as it gets very hard.

We tried and it was one of the most irritating positions I had to go through to please a client.

Don’t try it at home.

Your back will hurt, your ribs will hurt, your neck will hurt and of course your ass will hurt a lot because the position allows the son of a bitch to put it very deep, and because everything else is hurting already you don’t want to move to avoid any other part of your body to be hurting later as well.

Even worst: some guys want you to stretch to the point that you will be almost be eating your own cock while they spread your arse.

There are people that love it, just to watch the bottom guy’s face while being hardly fucked. I tell you: is not as fun for the bottom as it may be for the top!